Is it COVID? Is it a cold? Who knows?

Emergency funding is over, but COVID with us forever.

Please, whatever you pick up — cold, flu, RSV, COVID, etc — wait two weeks before showing up.

14 days. Minimum.

You should probably wait even longer. You do need your rest, after all.

If you have hay fever, get it under control. If you can't get it under control, it's not hay fever. My sole bout with COVID felt like seasonal allergies at first. What a nasty surprise!

ILLNESS CANCELLATIONS: if you have to cancel because you're sick, my cancellation fee still applies. BUT, I will apply it to our next date within 90 days, minus $100 for my own expenses.

If you show up sick, I’ll collect my fee, then show you the door.

Same old story as before: please vaccinate against flu & COVID; if you get exposed, test & wait 14 days.